22 September 2009

ISTO É TUDO MUITO BONITO...


... mas o que é fundamental saber é outra coisa: a Carolina Patrocínio - mandatária para a juventude do SIMplex - vai estar presente e intervir ou confirma-se que se encontra, há semanas, sequestrada e submetida a uma dieta de cerejas com caroço, nas caves do Largo do Rato? Foi, pelo menos, o que alguém me segredou, durante uma bica e uma tosta mista, num café discreto da Av. de Roma...

(2009)


Voto na urna: nulø, com a frase "ESTA GENTE É UM NOJO"

15 comments:

xico said...

jajajajajaja....

Anonymous said...

Dieta de cerejas? Deve ter o patrocínio da Cova da Beira.

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João Lisboa said...

"Deve ter o patrocínio da Cova da Beira"

Estou a controlar-me sobrenaturalmente para evitar trocadilhos desagradáveis.

Anonymous said...

Cuidado que o moço dela é do râguebi e esse anda por aí à solta: é o Uva. (Está visto que a rapariga gosta mesmo é de fruta.)

João Lisboa said...

É rapaz espadaúdo, é verdade. Se estiver sem postar durante mais de três dias seguidos, agradeço a todos os leitores do blog que contactem hospitais e autoridades.

Ana said...

Contactaremos imediatamente!:)

Ana Cristina Leonardo said...

vejo que a melga continua por aqui...

fallorca said...

Agora chamas-lhe melga, também é animal doméstico, convivemos é menos

João Lisboa said...

Animal doméstico, my ass!

Anonymous said...

Prometo ir visitá-lo às marmorras do Rato. E levo-lhe o Massaker, do Cäspar Brotzmann. Parece-me adequado.

João Lisboa said...

"às marmorras do Rato"

Portanto, confirma-se que existem?...

Anonymous said...

Cofirma-se. E são insonorizadas. Consta que é para testar sistemas high-end.

João Lisboa said...

:)

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